TO: All Those Gazing Upon My Visage

FROM: Woogus Coloradous, Proud and Mighty Lion and Supreme Ruler of the Mountains, the Prairies and the Seas

RE: The Woogie discusses pajamas, thumbs, the unacceptability of velcro, and the glory of Woogistan

Greetings to one and all, it is excellent to see all of you again. Yes, quite good it is. My senses tell me that your auras are optimized, that your consciousness is wide open, like a well plowed field before seed, to the advocations of the Woogie. Very good, now on to some issues that are on your minds.

Our lovely, multi-talented and very good friend ^BELLE^ recently praised the Woogie and called him the "cat's pajamas". ^BELLE^ later wondered in another comment to the Woogie the following. "Where did that phrase come from when cats don't wear pajamas....Or....do you....?"

The Feline is far evolved past the need to wear clothes, ^BELLE^, as have many creatures great and small. Yes, it's true. That's why I have all this lovely fur. You know, it's mostly the Humans who wear their pajamas and thongs, and that Mickey Mouse fellow with his red shorts with those ridiculous two white buttons and those big stupid yellow shoes or spats or whatever he wears on his back paws. And that moronic grin of his. I just want to bite his head off, and that fool Mighty Mouse in that hideous costume...now that outfit looks like pajamas,....but I digress.

Higher life forms such as the Feline have no need for pajamas. How on Earth would we get them on? We do not have opposable thumbs to button or unbutton pajamas, or operate a zipper. See what I mean? We have evolved beyond your primitive Human thumbs and pajamas and thongs.

And don't even get me started on velcro. For you see, the Woogie detests velcro and has not banned velcro in Woogistan only out of respect for my Human and his outerwear. Some of my Feline colleagues tell me that "it's a Cat thing and that Humans wouldn't understand". But I bet you would understand, ^BELLE^. And it would be in everyone who reads these words best interest if they understood too. Yes, it is in your best interest.

My very good Human and Chief of Staff, The Prairie Prankster, asked, "exactly where and what is Woogistan?"

Woogistan? A grand vision blossoming into reality, Prankster. Soon Greater Woogistan shall encompass all of what the Humans call the North America, Russia and Brazil. As the Woogie's paws bat this keyboard, my Friends, discussions are under way with BarryO and Vlad Putin plus those lovely Brazilians to then expand Greater Woogistan to all Nations and rename what the Humans now call Earth accordingly. The Organization of Allied Feline Overlords will provide guidance and logistical support to local Human, Manatee, Raccoon and Ape governments who will continue to service their populations which will allow the Woogie to nap soundly with fewer interruptions.

Well, now that I am satisifed with my answers, I feel a little naptime is in order now that I mentioned it. Don't forget to submit your many questions on just about anything that pops into your noggin to the Woogie and you too shall bask in the warm glow of the Cat's Eye reply. Rest well with the confidence that your every move and utterance will be stored for your safety in the central Woogiebase I have Prank maintain here at the Palace. Don't just thank me, you would be well behooved to thank your "Pets" and interwebs and blogtubes, for they and I are all in this together!

Woogs